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Retirement

There is an infinite number of paths leading to retirement.

Some we choose. Many are chosen for us.

Here is the thing: we will only know if we had enough saved to finance our retirement in hindsight.

The size of that number, and the timing of the decision to leave behind one career in search of the next chapter of our life, is a uniquely personal one.

Player

Adam was a big kid. Built like a fridge, and weighing about the same. At school he started playing rugby league.

It turns out he was good at it. Tackling a fridge isn’t much fun. Nor is having one fall on you.

When aged just 15, he was representing his country in the national schoolboy’s side.   

By 16, Adam had made his debut in first grade as a professional footballer playing against grown men twice his age.

Two minutes into his 40th professional game, the fridge was felled by a sledgehammer.

Lights out.

Game over.

After the game, a pre-cautionary x-ray discovered a problem unrelated to the dangerous tackle. The subsequent routine surgery went horribly wrong, leaving 20-year-old Adam fighting for his life.

A dozen more operations followed, abruptly ending his career.

And his short term memory.

Adam retired.

Doctor

As an 11-year-old kid, Beccy decided she was going to be a surgeon. A great one.

She was going to help broken people.

Fix what ailed them.

Enable them to lead long happy lives.

There was one small problem: Beccy grew up in struggle town.

One downside of growing up in a disadvantaged area is that children receive a substandard education. We don’t like to talk about it, but the choices a parent makes about living locale and schools have a lifelong impact on their child’s career choices and future earning potential.

Growing up rich and attending top schools may not guarantee success. However, while It is not impossible to succeed after attending failing schools, it is highly unlikely.

The poverty cycle ensuring that history repeats.

A standardised marking system determined university entrance marks.

Students ranked against their classmates.

Their school ranked against other schools.

Beccy demonstrably topped the former. Her failing school served as an anchor for the latter.

Despite attaining near full exam marks, Beccy’s standardised score fell short of the required level to study medicine.

One by one, the esteemed medical schools slammed their doors on Beccy’s dreams.

Until there was just one remaining. A small school, in a remote and undesirable location.

Like the other schools, admission marks were important. However, unlike the other schools, they were not everything. Aspiring students were interviewed. Given an opportunity to talk their way in.

Beccy was accepted. Years of training shaping her into the surgeon she had dreamt of becoming.

Unlike other medical schools, Beccy’s didn’t offer residencies in the calm sanitary conditions of local suburban hospitals.

Their residencies were performed in underfunded developing world hospitals, where even partially trained medical professions were desperately needed and in short supply.

For more than a decade, Beccy was one of the very best.

The surgeon that other doctors turned to when a case is headed for the “too hard” basket.

Increasing their professional indemnity insurance costs.

Sullying their success statistics.

One day Beccy was diagnosed with early-onset Parkinson’s. It is hard for a surgeon with shaky hands to “first, do no harm”.

Beccy retired.

Soldier

Jules was one of the calmest people you could ever hope to meet.

His unflappable temperament honed over a career spent defending mission-critical systems from the torturous attentions of incompetent developers.

A near miss long ago had led Jules to a side hustle that was uniquely suited to his temperament.

Jules had been trailing his wife around a department store on London’s Oxford Street. Many would describe this as an unfortunate, if unremarkable, way to spend a Saturday during football season.

That changed when terrorists detonated a series of bombs that ruined the shopper’s day.

Jules was outraged.

Shocked.

Terrified.

The next day Jules joined the Army reserves, intent on becoming a bomb disposal expert. He wanted to do what he could to prevent a repeat of the tragedy he had experienced first hand.

The bulk of his assignments involved defusing pipe bombs constructed by foolish teenagers, and combing through the rubble after domestic disputes turned ugly.

After a long career, Jules’ unflappable temperament resolutely remained.

The same could not be said for his eyesight. Macular degeneration bringing a premature end to both his routine day job and superhero side hustle.

Jules retired.

Skiver

Matthew was a wastrel, but fun to have around.

He dropped out of school at the earliest opportunity.

Worked an endless series of dead-end jobs.

Call centre peon.

Hospitality.

Labourer.

Cleaner.

Retail.

None lasted long.

There was always a bullying boss. A scheduling error. An entirely unpredictable stroke of bad luck. Never his fault.

Matthew’s single mother had raised her three children in a council house on a disability pension.

Her disability appeared to be alcoholism. A job she took very seriously.

For decades she conscientiously earned her pension. Every day at 16:00 she could be found sitting on her front stoop with a bottle of cheap supermarket wine. Displaying admirable commitment, she wouldn’t move until it was empty.

No half-assed jobs here.

When Matthew was aged in his late twenties, his mother’s work ethic and dedication outlasted her liver.

In the space of a heartbeat, Matthew lost his mother. His home. His only reliable means of covering his lifestyle costs.

After the funeral, Matthew had an epiphany: unemployment and housing benefits are the same regardless of where a person lives. Therefore there was an opportunity for geographic arbitrage.

Where would you rather be unemployed? In the inner suburbs of a big city? Or living by the beach?

Matthew relocated to a small coastal town. With virtually zero employment prospects.

He lives in a rented trailer, and has taken up the family business.

Matthew retired.

Certainty is only possible in hindsight

Monte Carlo simulations and retirement calculators are fun toys to play with. They provide false confidence and the illusion of certainty to our spreadsheets full of fiction, guesstimates and wishful thinking. Results only as good as the inputs we supply.

Confirmation bias abounds.

However, every piece of finance industry marketing material you have ever seen will have featured a variant of “past performance does not guarantee future results” for a very good reason.

Just because it happened before doesn’t mean it will happen again.

Every summer global warming delivers record high temperatures and “once in a generation” bushfires, floods and storms with monotonous regularity.

Just because it hasn’t occurred before doesn’t mean that it can never happen.

A machine gun-wielding Franky Zapata flew a hoverboard over the parading troops on Bastille Day. Fortunately, this turned out to be a publicity stunt, not a terrorist attack.

The French military brass recognised this as an opportunity. Their strengths lay in defending against known threats, not imagining previously unseen ones. So they hired professional Imagineers to dream up new and unusual disruption scenarios.

Science Fiction writers were drafted in to help the military prepare for some of Donald Rumsfeld’s “unknown unknowns”.

The next assault more likely to be a hobbyist drone carrying a pipe bomb, than a tank blitzkrieg from Rheinland.

A zero-day exploit of utility provider control systems, executed from a nice air-conditioned office thousands of miles away.

Deep fake technology applied to fraud rather than revenge porn, resulting in massive losses.

Like military war games, we can and should dream up all manner of disruptions and stressors for our own financial plans.

There are two certainties when it comes to retirement:

  1. We will fail to anticipate the actual threat exactly.
  2. Some random event will attempt to derail our best-laid plans with disheartening regularity.   

Only once we accept that life is uncertain, and “life happens” events will occur whether we want them to or not, are we in a position to objectively assess our retirement prospects.

There is only risk.

There are no certainties.

Our planning exists to mitigate those risks to a level we each find acceptable.

Where we can sleep well at night.

Financial planners often advise their clients to hold “100 – your age” in shares, with the remainder in bonds.

This isn’t about maximising returns. The goal is to smooth out the ride, speed bumps and puddles rather than cliff tops and waterfalls.

Retirees live on their investment income, needing it to pay for their groceries.

Workers live on their wages. Regardless of whether the market gods piss on them from a great height, their bank account will be replenished with their next paycheque.

That is a luxury a retiree no longer enjoys. A safety net they no longer possess.

Retirement

Beccy and Jules led long and rewarding careers, for which they were well remunerated. Their nest eggs were sizeable when they prematurely entered retirement.

Less than they had hoped for, but more than most.

Their future financial success to be determined more by expectation management than magic numbers.

Adam had been just starting to live the dream, when fate threw him a hospital pass.

He is alive, which is luckier than some. Others may argue that a life without a reliable short term memory isn’t much of a life at all. Just ask the next Alzheimer’s patient you encounter.

His career was too short to earn much. As a young man, experiencing having money for the first time, he saved little.

Now he is the embodiment of everything a disability pension is designed to support, those unable to support themselves.

Matthew’s school reports always contained a variant of “capable of great things, if only he applied himself”.

He didn’t. It is unlikely he ever will.

In many ways Matthew’s existence is preposterous.

He consciously decided at a very young age to not make a positive contribution to society. Freely choosing to take advantage of that same social safety net that supports people like Adam.

Yet while the narrative may differ, Matthew’s financial plans are no less outlandish than many of those who plan to retire early.

Ultimately it doesn’t matter whether anyone else agrees with your retirement plans. The choice is a personal one.

Those consequences may include decades happily spent investing time in activities that bring delight and joy.

No cubicles. No commuting. No complaining.

Alternatively, the money may run out. Requiring a Plan “B”.

Like living in a tent. In their parent’s backyard. With their spouse. And children.

Whatever the outcome, there is no hiding from the accountability. Having made the plan, you live with the consequences.

You break it, you buy it.


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10 Comments

  1. Renae 28 July 2019

    Most people don’t have any kind of plan about how to fund their retirement at all!
    The risk of running out of money before you die must be balanced against the risk of running out of time and dying or becoming ill or disabled before you have really lived as more than just a hamster on a wheel.

    • {in·deed·a·bly} 28 July 2019

      Indeed. Most people also work until state retirement age, at which point they hop off the hamster wheel, adjust their expectations to their new income levels, and get on with life.

      That time versus money opportunity cost trade off is one we all face, and the correct answer unique to each of us.

  2. weenie 28 July 2019

    When I look at my early retirement plan, I’ve attempted to be conservative with my numbers – be cautious with how much my investments will grow, over-estimated my expenses in the future.

    Or so I think. As you say, certainty is only possible with hindsight. I’m in the middle of reading Taleb’s The Black Swan and find the concept of ‘unknown unknowns’ scary yet fascinating.

    With the state pension and my DB pension, I won’t be left penniless before I die but will it be enough? I’m guessing/hoping that it will be but who knows?

    • {in·deed·a·bly} 28 July 2019

      Thanks weenie.

      Sounds like you have a sound approach there. You also hold a golden ticket, in the form of one of those exotic endangered species the Defined Benefit pension, that are so rarely seen in the wild these days.

      Enough is a subjective thing once the essentials are covered. Beyond that point it is mostly about expectations management.

  3. Dr FIRE 29 July 2019

    This was certainly a morbid read at times! But it sums up perfectly why I’m saving what I can out of each pay cheque. Who knows what the future will bring! All I can do is try to put myself in the best position to weather the inevitable storms that will come our way. After that, I guess you just have to enjoy the good times, and then hold on tight when things get rough.

    • {in·deed·a·bly} 29 July 2019

      Sounds like a sensible approach Dr FIRE.

      You raise a very good point about why it is so important to enjoy the day-to-day elements of the journey, rather than focus on reaching the destination as fast as possible to the exclusion of all else.

      On a similar theme, squirrelling every spare penny into an age restricted pension might be an own goal for a young person, when the opportunity cost of all those employer matches is not being able to access it when (not if) needed before the investor reaches pension eligibility age.

      • Dr FIRE 29 July 2019

        It’s for that reason that I have more saved in my ISA than I do my pension. Even though I’m leaving money on the table in the form of tax relief, I don’t like the idea of having it all locked away in the event of an emergency. I suppose it’s similar to people who have a house with no mortgage, but no cash to hand. When an emergency comes along, all that money locked in the house is effectively useless!

        I intend to eventually start contributing more to pensions than I do my ISA, but I suspect that won’t be for a while yet.

        • {in·deed·a·bly} 29 July 2019

          I think there is a logical progression there, a bit like a series of pools under a waterfall.

          First a contingency fund for immediate needs.

          Next an ISA that is accessible when a compelling need arises.

          Finally pensions for the long term.

          You pour wealth into each pool until it overflows and cascades into the next one.

          If you dip into one of the earlier pools, for example an unexpected bill crops up and is settled from the contingency fund, then this gets replenished before further contributions are made to the later pools.

          I wrote a bit about this approach a while ago.

  4. FISH 4 August 2019

    A nice reminder to “make hay while the sun shines”. Pursuing FI has given me and my family some amazing things but maximising income in the face of a black swan is not one of them (more of a “if I would do this when at FIRE, why arent I doing it already?”).
    Plan B and C need some firming up!
    Cheers,
    S

    • {in·deed·a·bly} 4 August 2019

      Thanks FISH.

      “if I would do this when at FIRE, why arent I doing it already?”

      Exactly! Lifestyle design and financial independence are different things, and in many cases not dependent upon one another. Life is much more fun if we’re enjoying the journey.

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